HACK THE SYSTEM, REWRITE REALITY
DECEMBER 2-6, 2024
AYIA NAPA, CYPRUS
ARE YOU READY TO COLONIZE THE FUTURE?
WHY SETTLE FOR LESS?
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⊂(◉‿◉)つ be in your own movie (seriously, we're filming this)
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‧₊˚✩ 🪐✩˚₊‧ get photographed from space (your instagram will never be the same)
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⣿⣿⣷⡿build cities, found countries (no pressure, but also... total pressure)
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SETTLER:
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morning: wake up. realize you're in cyprus. pinch yourself. it's real
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10 am: join a workout dao or answer emails. your choice, we're not your mom
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11 am: enter the temple of tomorrow (it's our main hall, but 'temple' sounds cooler)
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2 pm: hang with scientists in a villa. try not to accidentally invent time travel
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7 pm: lose at chess to a woman who's probably smarter than you. it's character building.
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10 pm: "sleep" (wink, wink. we know about the marina. we put it there)
HOW TO JOIN OUR BRAVE NEW WORLD
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have money (200-1500 eur or your favorite crypto, we're building the future, not a lemonade stand)
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be ready to teleport to cyprus (it's like a zoom background, but you can touch stuff)
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have a pulse (carbon-based or silicon, we don't discriminate)
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
STILL NOT CONVINCED?
look, we could tell you more about how you'll be part of crafting the future state constitution. or how you might end up in the credits of a documentary. or even how you could branch out and create your own event afterward.
but let's be real. you're still reading. you know you want in.
so here's the deal: buy a ticket. show up. rewrite reality.
or don't, and spend the rest of your existence in your current simulation.
p.s. if you're from another planet, dimension, or timeline, please let us know. our catering team is ready to 3d print whatever sustenance your existence requires.